Kambakkht Ishq | Movie Review

Synopsis: 

When playboy and hotshot Hollywood stuntman Viraj Shergill tries to stop his brother's impending wedding, his efforts clash with those of brash Simrita Rai, a friend of the bride who has her own plans to halt the nuptials. 

But as Viraj and Simrita reluctantly join forces, their friction may spark true love. 

Starring: 

• Akshay Kumar 
• Kareena Kapoor 
• Aftab Shivdasani 
• Amrita Arora
• Boman Irani
• Kirron Kher 
• Brandon Routh
• Vindu Dara Singh
• Holly Valance
• Denise Richards
• Sylvester Stallone
  

Grade: C 

Comedy less drama. 

Akshay Kumar fails big time in his role. 

Kambakkht Ishq = SEX. Adult humor and jokes, not at all for kids. 

Rating: R

Kambakkht Ishq Cheez Hai Hi Aisi (Damn this love is such a thing) | Kambakkht Ishq

(Kambakkht hey hey hey) x.2

(Damn hey hey hey) x.2

(Kambakkht ishq cheez hai hi aisi) x.2

(Damn this love is such a thing) x.2

(Ek baar jo ho jaaye, kar jaaye aisi ki taisi) x.2

(Once you fall in love, it destroys you) x.2

(Kambakkht ishq cheez hai hi aisi) x.2

(Damn this love is such a thing) x.2

(Ek baar jo ho jaaye, kar jaaye aisi ki taisi) x.2

(Once you fall in love, it destroys you) x.2

(Aisi ki taisi) x.3

(Destroys you) x.3

(Kambakkht) x.2

(Damn) x.2

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Aankhon ke do peg yeh pilaaye

It makes you to drink two pegs of eyes

Kaali kaali zulfein bichaaye

It spreads the black tresses

Phir yeh le ke baahein mulaayam, tumko jhath se sooli chadhaaye

Then after with the soft arms hangs you

(Kambakkht hey hey hey) x.2

(Damn hey hey hey) x.2

Pehle to wo darr pe yu aaye, bheekh maange jholi failaaye

First they come to your door and then beg you

Dil jo galti se de diya toh, usse football yeh khel jaaye

If by mistake give your heart, then they play with it like a football

Hogi usaki iq hi kam, pyaar jisane kiya

The one fall in love must have less IQ

(Kambakkht ishq cheez hai hi aisi) x.2

(Damn this love is such a thing) x.2

(Ek baar jo ho jaaye, kar jaaye aisi ki taisi) x.2

(once you fall in love, it destroys you) x.2

(Aisi ki taisi) x.3

(Destroys you) x.3

(Kambakkht) x.2

(Damn) x.2

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Ishq

Love

Kambakkht ishq

Damn love

Hey guys I wanna say

Ishq is a game we don't wanna play

Love is a game we don't wanna play

Love is what gives you pain, its kambakkht ishq..

Love is what gives you pain, its damn love

Ishq is the stop that breaks your heart, takes you and tears you all apart

Love is the stop that breaks your heart, takes you and tears you all apart

If you say in love you wanna be, that means hell is what you are gonna be

Kambakkht ishq makes you wanna cry, kambakkht ishq i would rather die

Damn love makes you wanna cry, damn love i would rather die

Tricks you and knocks you out of mind, screws you in more ways than one

Kehate hai ibaadat karenge, umar bhar ki chaahat karenge

They say that they will worship you and love you for life

Pehali ladaki nikali yahan se, inaki niyat fisali wahan pe

First the girl kicks you, than true colors come that is their charms

(Kambakkht ishq cheez hai hi aisi) x.2

(Damn this love is such a thing) x.2

Kehati hai sau taare dila do, maang mein phir unako saja do

She says that give her 100 stars, and then decorate them in her hair

Antariksh ka thekha liya hai, bhaade pe kya rocket liya hai

Have i taken the license of galaxy, or whether i have taken rocket on rent

Jo le seven easy se steps, muh ke bal gir gaya

The one who takes those seven steps, assume that he has fall on his face

(Kambakkht ishq cheez hai hi aisi) x.2

(Damn this love is such a thing) x.2

(Ek baar jo ho jaaye, kar jaaye aisi ki taisi) x.4

(once you fall in love, it destroys you) x.4

(Aisi ki taisi) x.3

(Destroys you) x.3

(Kambakkht Ishq) x.2

(Damn Love) x.2

Maharathi

Synopsis:
Driven mad by his scheming wife, Mallika, faded film director Mr. Adenwalla commits suicide and issues an unusual challenge to her: Prove the death was a murder or lose out on the massive insurance policy.

Before long, Mallika, her chauffeur, a lawyer, and a caretaker are all in on the curious plot in this twisty mystery.

Starring:
Neha Dhupia ... Mallika
Boman Irani ... AD Merchant
Ashwin Nayak ... The ATM Guy
Om Puri ... ACP Gokhale
Paresh Rawal ... Subhash
Naseeruddin Shah ... Jaisingh Adenwalla
Tara Sharma ... Swati

Grade:
B

Seldom are movies made from a play and this one goes the right way! The movie wasn't quite catchy, but one could imagine the kind of theatrical performances it must have delivered.. The way the movie was done, one felt the characters were alive on a stage and really entertaining.

The plot of the movie is very good. But the performances are mind blowing! One couldn't have set a better cast, & while the ladies need to do much better, the quartet of Boman, Paresh, Naseer & Om Puri totally mindblowing!

Rating:
PG/PG 13

Yuvraaj

Synopsis

In the wake of their father's death, three brothers get together in their home to claim their share of the family fortune -- until an unexpected twist forces them to revisit still-stinging sibling rivalries.

A beautiful musician has the power to bring them all together, but reconciliation won't be easy.

Starring

Salman Khan
Boman Irani
Anil Kapoor
Zayed Khan
Katrina Kaif
Mithun Chakraborty
Sai Gundewar


Grade
B

The backdrop is very classy and stylish. The story is really nice and quite interesting. First 1/2 an hour seems to strethc too long, but after that the movie turns out quite interesting.
The songs are ok, quite slow, not too catchy. Acting is good overall, except for Katrina, who looks really uncomfortable in many scenes.

Rated
G/PG

Luck By Chance

Synopsis:

When struggling actor Vikram gets tapped to play the male lead in a big-budget Bollywood film, he can't believe his luck. But fame and fortune have a way of ruining his relationship with his longtime girlfriend, Sona, a fellow actor.

Of course, the problem could be his beautiful co-star, Niki, who's almost as popular as her once-famous movie star mother. Join Vikram's journey that juggles his dream career, dream girl, and dream co-star and makes a choice between them.

Starring

* Farhan Akhtar
* Konkona Sen Sharma
* Hrithik Roshan
* Rishi Kapoor
* Juhi Chawla
* Sanjay Kapoor
* Dimple Kapadia/Khanna
* Isha Sharvani
* Alyy Khan
* Boman Irani
* Anurag Kashyap
* Saurabh Shukla


Grade
A

Very well told story with lots of surprises, twists, and turns. It makes us realize when we put our mind and heart to something, even our dreams can come true, though are we ready to sacrifice any part of us to fulfill our dreams? The backdrop is excellent, and so is the acting of each individuals. The songs are good, not too bad. Family Night movie for the whole family to relax and enjoy!!!


Rated:
G/PG

Dostana-Movie Review

Synopsis
Kunal and Sameer, two straight guys who pretend to be a gay couple to secure an posh Miami apartment, but both of them fall for their gorgeous room-mate Neha, hilarity ensures as they strive to convince one and all they are gay! While secretly trying to win Neha's heart

Starring

• Abhishek Bachchan: Sameer
• John Abraham: Kunal
• Priyanka Chopra: Neha
• Bobby Deol: Abhimanyu Singh
• Kirron Kher: Seema (Sameer's mother)
• Boman Irani: (Murli)
• Sushmita Mukherjee: Neha's Aunt
• Shrey Bawa: Veer (Abhimanyu's son)

*Grade

D

This movie is really time and money wasting, not at all "piasa vasooli" (waste of money). Dialogues are really insulting too everyone, overacting of actors, especially Abhishek Bachchan. The songs are ok, but otherwise the whole movie is waste for everyone-for the actors and for the audience. This movie got a lot of buzz because of Karan Johar and Yash Chopra, who also couldn't save the movie

Rated PG 13

*We, Bollywood Songs Translation and Bollywood Facts, gave this grade to this movie, which may be different from anyone and everyone. If you differ, feel free to comment.